Tea Tree Players
Tea Tree Players Theatre


Written By: RAY COONEY
Directed By: BARRY HILL - 0400827634

Doctor Mortimore is about to address a neurologist's convention, which will probably earn him a knighthood. While putting the final touches to his speech an old flame Jane Tate arrives and announces their liaison years ago resulted in a son who is now downstairs desperate to meet his dad.Frantic to hide this catastrophic news from his wife and the hospital authorities, David is forced to invent not one but two non-existent husbands for Jane and to enlist the help of a colleague. Events are further complicated by the presence of a police sergeant, a wandering senile patient, an assotment of matrons (real and otherwise), a syringe full of tranquillizer and the costumes for the hospital pantomime in this hilarious farce in the true Cooney tradition.

Approx. Running Time: (2) hours & (30) minutes
Suitable for ages: All

Performance Dates:
at 8-00pm on
Wednesady 24th May to Saturday 27th May and them Tuesday 30th May to Saturday 3rd June
with a Matinee each Saturday at 2-30pm

Tea Tree Players Theatre
Tilley Recreaation Park
cnr Yatala Vale Road & Hasncock Road
Surrey Downs 5126

at the Theatre 10.00am to 1.00pm every Tueasday and Thursday
by telephone to 82895266 (if necessary leave a message and contact number)
online at

Adult $15.00 / Concession $13.00