Tea Tree Players
Tea Tree Players Theatre


Written By: Alan Ayckbourn
Directed By: Robert Andrews

Justin and Julie-Ann, hopelessly mismatched in love, are about
to introduce their respective parents to each other over
dinner - Justin's upper-crust alcoholic mother from Surrey and
Julie-Ann's bigoted Yorkshire father and prim mother.

Into this doomed scenario drops, literally, via the balcony
upstairs and the river, Paige Petite, a former lap-dancer with
suicidal tendencies and her thick, gun-toting minder who is
employed by her violent boyfriend.

Approx. Running Time: 120 minutes (20 minute interval between acts)
Suitable for ages: 13+

Performance Dates:
Roleplay, will be performed from 8pm, Wednesday the 19th of
August, 2020 until Saturday the 22nd of August, and then from
8pm, Tuesday the 25th of August, until Saturday the 29th of August.
Matinee performances will be held from 2:30pm on each Saturday.

Tea Tree Players Theatre.
(Gate One, Tilley Recreational Park)
Corner of Yatala Vale and Hancock Roads,
Surrey Downs

Box Office Messaging service : Phone : 8289 5266
Box office opening hours : between 10am til 1pm Tuesdays and Thursdays (public holidays excluded)
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Adults $17
Concession $15