NO SEX PLEASE! WE'RE BRITISH
Tea Tree Players
Tea Tree Players Theatre

Comedy

Written By: Anothony Marriott and Alistair Foot
Directed By: Damon Hill

This classic farce surrounds an assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, who lives in a flat above his bank with his new bride Frances. When Frances innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes back is Scandinavian pornography. The two, along with the bank's frantic chief cashier Brian Runnicles, must decide what to do with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the presence of Eleanor (Peter's mother), Mr. Bromhead (his boss), Mr. Needham (a visiting bank inspector) and Vernon Paul (a police superintendent).

Approx. Running Time: 120 Minutes (inclusive of 20 Minute interval)
Suitable for ages: 15 years and over (Parental Guidance Recommended)

Performance Dates:
8pm Curtain, Wednesday October the 4th to Saturday October the 7th and 8pm curtain, Tuesday October the 10th to Saturday October the 14th

Matinee performances each Saturday, 2:30pm curtain.

Venue:
Tea Tree Players Theatre, Tilley Recreational Park
Gate One, Corner of Yatala Vale and Hancock Roads, Surrey Downs.

Bookings:
Box Office : 8289 5266 or via our website at www.teatreeplayers.com

Pricing:
$15 for Adults, $13 for concession card holders.