Noarlunga Theatre Company
The Arts Centre


Written By: Marcia Kash and Douglas E. Hughes
Directed By: Harry Dewar

Jack, a retired jeweller who made his living buying and selling diamonds via TV commercials, lives in a privately-owned retirement home with his fellow residents: techno-wizard Rose, artistically gifted but forgetful Flora, and narcoleptic beauty Blanche. They are devastated and faced with financial ruin when they learn that the man to whom they had entrusted their life savings, a supposed financial wizard named Barney Effward, has swindled them in a Ponzi scheme. The residents suddenly find themselves confronting Effward, when he is unexpectedly delivered among them – along with several million dollars in diamonds. Pandemonium ensues as the four retirees try to find a way to exact their revenge, recoup their losses, and keep the authorities from discovering their plans.

Approx. Running Time: 2 hours
Suitable for ages: All ages

Performance Dates:
27th May at 8 pm
28th May at 2 pm and 8 pm
3rd June at 8 pm
4th June at 2 pm and 8 pm

The Arts Centre, Port Noarlunga, in the Old Institute Building on Gawler Street.

Trybooking: https://trybooking.com/BYYCB
Arts Centre: 83265577

Adult $25
Concession/Children $20
Group of 10 or more $20 each