DING DONG
Unmasked Theatre
Lithuanian Club Theatre

Comedy

Written By: Marc Camoletti
Directed By: Allen Puttock

Bernard has discovered that his wife, Jacqueline, is having an affair with Robert. Being a reasonable Marseilles businessman, Bernard gives Robert two options. To compensate for the affair: either he will sleep with Robert's wife in order to keep things even, or he, Bernard, will have him, Robert, killed.
Needless to say, Robert chooses to let Bernard sleep with his wife. Scheming to woo her, Bernard arranges an evening meal with both couples present - much to the frustration of their overworked and underpaid maid, Marie-Louise. However, instead of bringing his wife to the dinner, Robert pays Barbara, a call girl, to pose as his wife for the evening. Meanwhile, Jacqueline does not know that Bernard has found out about her affair and is stunned to find that their dinner guests are in fact her lover and, supposedly, his wife. The situation then becomes even more hilarious and confusing when Robert's actual wife, Juliette, turns up for dinner.

Approx. Running Time: 1.5 hours
Suitable for ages: Adult

Performance Dates:
2&3, 9&10, 16&17, 23&24 February at 8pm
Matinee on Saturday 10 February at 1pm

Venue:
Lithuanian Club, 6 Eastry St, Norwood

Bookings:
Check the website unmaskedtheatre.com.au
email unmaskedtheatre@gmail.com
mobile 0475703535
door sales, cash only

Pricing:
Adult $25, Concession and group $20